Hello I'm here to blog about two incidents.
Or rather, two kings.

The Cat Mountain King
This incident happened 1 or 2 weeks back and I can still remember it clearly.
It happened in Kovan.
When xiong,kh,rayner and me are busy shopping for food to BBQ.
Kh and rayner went to cold storage to check out some stuffs.
Meanwhile me and xiong went to buy satay.

After buying satay, me and xiong went to find ray and kh.
Then we smell durians.
We decided to go take a look and maybe buy a few to eat.
We went into their durian base.
We can feel their durian aura all over us.
Then this uncle came over to serve us.

Uncle: Lai, ji ge ren chi? (Come, how many people eat?)
Xiong: Erm, da gai 4-5 ge.(Around 4-5 people.)
Uncle: Hao, lai, jie shao ni zhe ge.(Ok, come, introduce you this one.)
*Uncle swiftly took one durian on the shelf and opened it in 2 seconds.*
Uncle: Ok ma? Ok hor.
Me and xiong just kept nodding and keeping silent.
*In just 5mins he had finished opening 5 durians and was about to open the 6th one when we finally woke up.*
Uncle: Ni men 4-5 ge ren mai 6 li lah, 6 li wo suan ni pian yi yi dian. (You all 4-5 people buy 6 lah, 6 I count cheaper for you guys.)
Xiong: Mei you, wo men yao 5 li er yi. 6 li tai duo liao. (Nono we only want five, 6 too much.)
*By the time xiong had finished this sentence, the uncle already opened the 6th durian.*
Uncle: Mei you ban fa le la, wo dou kai liao.(No choice alr lah, I already opened.)
Uncle: Wo bang ni men chen yi xia.(I help you all weigh the durians.)
*The weighing machine reads 8.85 KG*
I saw the board writing, "Mao San Wang 1 Kilo $12"
Mao san wang stands for Cat Mountain King for direct translation :x
Uncle: Lai, suan ni men yi bai jiu hao.(Come, $100 will do.)
*Uncle stretches out his hand expecting us to pay him.*
Xiong: Deng yi xia wo men da gei peng you kan ta men yao bu yao xian. (Wait awhile we call our friends see they want or not first.)

Ok we're drifting slowly further and further away from the durian base.
Then the uncle chase up to us.
Ask us to buy the durians tt he opened.
Xiong say we don't have money, bought alot of things, need to go withdraw first.
The uncle insist on asking us to put at least 50$ deposit incase we didnt go back.
We emphasized that we don't have money because we bought many stuffs again.
But he's persistent.
Then he wanted to ask his friend to follow us up to withdraw,
in the end, he's okay with $20 deposit.
So we didnt went back after that, and told kh and ray our story.
To people out there, don't let the durian seller open durians first because you gonna pay for every single durian that he opened.
He didnt tell us the price, and we didnt agree to anything at all.
He's got very bad business ethics.

Door King
The second story is nothing much actually.
Just about a huge sized fly that flew around my house for the past two days.
It still didn't manage to find a way out of my house.
And it's favourite hideout is on top of my sister's room door.
I tried to hit it on the first day, but it flew damn fast despite it's size.
And it looks definitely scary.
Gonna deep fry it for dinner soon.

Ok i'm still very hungry after eating mee rebus and 1 yam bread.
I need rice or something more filling.
Xiong/Willie/Xuanming birthday is coming,
National day is coming,
Jialing's birthday is coming,
and my birthday is coming, so please make yourself free my fans!
LOL.