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Monday, March 26, 2007
2:36 AM

sleepy sunday.
slept for almost e entire day.
and ive to get a study proof from my school tomorrow,
and mail it to NS Deferment Department.
zzzzzzzz .

was about to sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
AND THEN,
i saw this LIZARD behind my bed.
oh fcuk.
i stare at it for 15seconds.
it crawled away after that.
crawled to the back of my brother's bed.
and i was like, oh my god.
i went to take one toilet roll,
a magazine,
and Mortex.

The Battle With The Lizard
as i pushed my brother's bed out,
i sprayed almost the whole can of mortex on it.
it stopped moving.
so relieveeeeeeeed.
i spray it once more to confirm its dead.
AND IT MOVED!
i jumped as it moved.
i read the Mortex description,
it says "Kills mosquitoes and cockroaches FAST!"
oh well, it didnt state lizards.
so i know its not dead.
its pretending to be dead.
how smart.
then it moved and moved nearer to my cable modem.
i hesitated............
took my magazine, folded it into half,
whacked the lizard once.
it stopped moving.
i was about to cover it with e toilet paper.
but i double check whether its dead anot.
my head bend down near to the lizard and look at it.
and it MOVED AGAIN.
FCUK.
and i jumped again.
then the toilet roll hit my leg,
and i jumped again.
LOL.
then i smacked the lizard once more with more strength this time.
i used the magazine to push it,
its confirmed dead.
i hesitated again before using the toilet paper to cover it.
finally i got hold of the lizard.
its in between the toilet paper,
and into the dustbin.

i dont know why am i so afraid of lizards and cockroaches.
they're just so disgusting.
im anti-insects.
made me remember my father.
my family and i were in the lift
and then i heard this "zzzzzzzzzzz" kind of sound just beside my ear.
i swept my ear and swayed my head hard.
next thing i saw was a flying cockroach on the door.
it flew again,
and i told my dad as i hid behind him.
he used his hand to sweep away a flying cockroach in the lift.
and the cockroach flew down the gap of the door.
its damn disgusting ok.
ok i guess im not going to have a goodnight sleep.
thanks to the "warrior", lizard.

lazyming ends.